Martha Stewart will make sugar cookies and a whopping pitcher of lemonade out of lemons after she takes off that ankle bracelet. I love the Fox News commentary that we can't keep track of sex offenders in Florida, but Martha has to wear an ankle bracelet and can't garden or ride horses. All right, Martha, back away from the tomatoes!
Her stock may go through growing pains, but her Sirius radio show will lure an audience like bees to honey glazed ham.
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Savemartha.com, Marthatalks.com, and other Web sites indicate that Ms. Stewart is not the most hated woman in America. Even Jay Leno, previously bombarded by Savemartha.com for his jibes at Martha, made some humorous jabs on her behalf. "Keep track of her? We can't get rid of her!...Martha can't ride a horse on her farm. What, are the police afraid of a 60-year-old woman on horseback? They couldn't even catch O.J. in the Ford Bronco!"
Meanwhile, feminists, who conveniently remained silent while a largely male conspiracy degraded a strong, independent, successful woman, often derided Martha as setting an impossible and unrealistic standard of perfection.
You want to talk unrealistic? The media portrays the ideal woman as size 2 with breast implants. And the marketing machine pretends Britney Spears can sing and Jessica Simpson actually has something to say worth listening to.
But aren't we supposed to be beyond those traditional feminine roles?
Hey, weren't the feminists saying that Woman is all-nurturing and any labor that comes from Womyn's hands is superior to (cough) males of any race but especially white males? Methinks the ladies do protest too much. Maybe feeling awkward about their own domestic skills? Guilty over a standard they themselves repudiate? Afraid of their own feminine urges to make crepe paper decorations and make a cake?
Real women bake pies. Or choose not to--that's fine. Real women decorate for Christmas. Real women garden. Real women can be difficult to work with, the same as the real men. People just notice it more when the refusal to compromise comes from a pair of size seven high heels. But hey, even Dennis Rodman and RuPaul got away with that.
And speaking of athletes, real women know that it's not okay for people who dribble a ball all day to get billions of dollars a year while people like Martha who embody the American Dream, who give us products that actually enrich our lives instead of hours of mindless television and sports talk, get a prison sentence. The entire NBA has been in prison. I don't see anyone threatening to stop buying Nikes and Air Jordans.
Real women bake cookies. It's a no-brainer: Chocolate chips! As in, chocolate chip cookies! Which, by the way, the male of the species has also been known to eat. It's interesting to note that half the messages and letters on Savemartha.com are from men.
Real women bake. We know you're out there. So show your support and buy Martha, bake with Martha, and tune in to Martha Stewart Living Radio when it launches.Buy Nowhttp://14c4ecm0mcxjjq4u5i623sdmd8.hop.clickbank.net/Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Kristin_Johnson
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